Large Audio Language Models struggle to disentangle overlapping events in complex acoustic scenes, yielding temporally inconsistent captions and frequent hallucinations. We introduce Timestamped Audio Captioner (TAC), a model that produces temporally grounded audio descriptions at varying degrees of detail and resolution. TAC is trained with a synthetic data pipeline that constructs challenging and dynamic mixtures from real-world audio sources, enabling robust learning under realistic polyphonic conditions. Across event detection and dense captioning, TAC outperforms all competing methods, with a low hallucination rate and accurate temporal grounding. We also introduce TAC-V, an audio-visual pipeline to generate semantically rich audio-visual descriptions. We then show that TAC and TAC-V serves as a "semantic bridge" for a text-only reasoner: a simple TAC→LLM and TAC-V→LLM cascade achieves state-of-the-art scores on benchmarks for both audio (MMAU-Pro, MMSU, MMAR) and audio-visual (DailyOmni, VideoHolmes) understanding and reasoning respectively.